KEVIN'S HELL

WHERE KEVINS GO TO DIE

HOW FAR CAN YOU GO BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND?

favorite author: no opinion
best author: toni morrison

favorite musician: the cocteau twins
best musician: not sure. maybe miles davis

Letterboxd top 4: blade runner 2049, Eat drink man woman, Inland Empire, Tokyo Godfathers
Best movie: no opinion

favorite tv show: star trek deep space nine
favorite episode: S6e13 far beyond the stars
best tv show: no opinion

favorite phenomenon: getting the gunk out of your eyes in the morning
best phenomenon: wind in the trees

secret strength #1: Good at making crepes

favorite product of human labor: voyager probe
best product of human labor: art

best sound: an infant's smile
worst sound: whiteboard

favorite animal: bee
best animal: cuttlefish

favorite food: anything my mom makes
best food: black forest cake

favorite video game: mass effect (original)
best video game: divinity original sin 2

secret weakness #1: antique cookbooks

favorite stone: columnar basalt
best stone: no opinion

favorite book: the crossing by cormac mccarthy
best book: no opinion

favorite beverage: depends on the situation
best beverage: obviously normal water

favorite concept: unconditional love
best concept: monster trucks

favorite color: 32127A
best color: 0F5132

favorite word: damn
best word: portmanteau

secret strength #2: beloved by animals

favorite number: 17
best number: 0

best substance: soy sauce
worst substance: microplastics

favorite season: autumn
best season: spring

favorite flavor: bitterness
best flavor: sweetness

favorite aroma: linen closet
best aroma: just a little bit of fire

secret weakness #2: driving

EASIEST PART OF LIFE: KNOWING WHEN TO HOLD ON
HARDEST PART OF LIFE: KNOWING WHEN TO LET GO

FAVORITE TIME OF DAY: 11:30 PM
BEST TIME OF DAY: 9:15 AM

FAVORITE FLOWER: VERY LARGE POPPY
BEST FLOWER: ATYPICAL LILY

FAVORITE PHILOSOPHY: GNOSTICISM
BEST PHILOSOPHY: SOCIALISM

TODAY'S DREAM: GET A PHD WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT
YESTERDAY'S DREAM: DOGWOOD TREE OUTSIDE CHILDHOOD HOME GROWS NECTARINE MAGNOLIAS. THERE IS A BIRD IN A CAGE. IT SINGS WORDS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

SECRET STRENGTH #3: EXCELLENT AT REMEMBERING TACTILE SENSATIONS

FAVORITE HISTORICAL FIGURE: WHOEVER DID CUEVA DE LAS MANOS
BEST HISTORICAL FIGURE: THE PERSON READING THIS

BEST PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTE: MY EYEBROWS
WORST PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTE: CONCERNINGLY GREEN BIRTHMARK

LAST BOOK I READ: THE GAMBLER
FIRST BOOK I READ: SOMETHING INVOLVING A BRIGHT RED BALL, A HOT AIR BALLOON, AND A WALL OF EYES

FUNNIEST CHILDHOOD FEAR: FALLING INTO A HEDGE AND GETTING SKELETONIZED INSTANTLY
FUNNIEST ADULT FEAR: BEING A POSER

FAVORITE TEMPERATURE: 29 C SLIGHTLY OVERCAST WITH HIGH AIR PRESSURE
BEST TEMPERATURE: 21 C HUMID WITH A COOL STEADY BREEZE

SECRET WEAKNESS #3: MAYONNAISE. WHY IS IT SO FILLING

FAVORITE ARCHITECTURAL STYLE: MIDCENTURY MODERN (SO SORRY)
BEST ARCHITECTURAL STYLE: NOT YET INVENTED

FAVORITE FRUIT: MANGOSTEEN
BEST FRUIT: THE HUMBLE CRANBERRY

LEAST FREQUENTLY CHANGED: SAME TOOTHBRUSHING CUP LITERALLY MY ENTIRE LIFE
MOST FREQUENTLY CHANGED: A TRUE ANGEL DOESN'T CHOOSE A HAIRSTYLE

FAVORITE SIMPSON: MILHOUSE
BEST SIMPSON: MARGE

SECRET STRENGTH #4: CAN BALANCE MANY THINGS ON HEAD

FAVORITE GENRE: SCIENCE FICTION
BEST GENRE: WHAT IF A YOUNG MAN HAD TOO MANY HANG-UPS

SHOULD BOTHER ME MORE: A LOT OF WHITE HAIRS LATELY
SHOULD BOTHER ME LESS: NOTHING. IT ALL MATTERS AND EVERYTHING COUNTS


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