favorite author: no opinion
      best author: toni morrison
    
      favorite musician: the cocteau twins
      best musician: not sure. maybe miles davis
    
      Letterboxd top 4: blade runner 2049, Eat drink man woman, Inland Empire, Tokyo Godfathers
      Best movie: no opinion
    
      favorite tv show: star trek deep space nine
      favorite episode: S6e13 far beyond the stars
      best tv show: no opinion 
    
      favorite phenomenon: getting the gunk out of your eyes in the morning
      best phenomenon: wind in the trees
    
secret strength #1: Good at making crepes
      favorite product of human labor: voyager probe
      best product of human labor: art
    
      best sound: an infant's smile
      worst sound: whiteboard
    
      favorite animal: bee
      best animal: cuttlefish
    
      favorite food: anything my mom makes
      best food: black forest cake
    
      favorite video game: mass effect (original)
      best video game: divinity original sin 2
    
secret weakness #1: antique cookbooks
      favorite stone: columnar basalt
      best stone: no opinion
    
      favorite book: the crossing by cormac mccarthy
      best book: no opinion
    
      favorite beverage: depends on the situation
      best beverage: obviously normal water
    
      favorite concept: unconditional love
      best concept: monster trucks
    
      favorite color: 32127A
      best color: 0F5132
    
      favorite word: damn
      best word: portmanteau
    
secret strength #2: beloved by animals
      favorite number: 17
      best number: 0
    
      best substance: soy sauce
      worst substance: microplastics
    
      favorite season: autumn
      best season: spring
    
      favorite flavor: bitterness
      best flavor: sweetness
    
      favorite aroma: linen closet
      best aroma: just a little bit of fire
    
secret weakness #2: driving
      EASIEST PART OF LIFE: KNOWING WHEN TO HOLD ON
      HARDEST PART OF LIFE: KNOWING WHEN TO LET GO
    
      FAVORITE TIME OF DAY: 11:30 PM
      BEST TIME OF DAY: 9:15 AM
    
      FAVORITE FLOWER: VERY LARGE POPPY
      BEST FLOWER: ATYPICAL LILY
    
      FAVORITE PHILOSOPHY: GNOSTICISM
      BEST PHILOSOPHY: SOCIALISM
    
      TODAY'S DREAM: GET A PHD WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT
      YESTERDAY'S DREAM: DOGWOOD TREE OUTSIDE CHILDHOOD HOME GROWS NECTARINE MAGNOLIAS. THERE IS A BIRD IN A CAGE. IT SINGS WORDS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
    
SECRET STRENGTH #3: EXCELLENT AT REMEMBERING TACTILE SENSATIONS
      FAVORITE HISTORICAL FIGURE: WHOEVER DID CUEVA DE LAS MANOS
      BEST HISTORICAL FIGURE: THE PERSON READING THIS
    
      BEST PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTE: MY EYEBROWS
      WORST PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTE: CONCERNINGLY GREEN BIRTHMARK
    
      LAST BOOK I READ: THE GAMBLER
      FIRST BOOK I READ: SOMETHING INVOLVING A BRIGHT RED BALL, A HOT AIR BALLOON, AND A WALL OF EYES
    
      FUNNIEST CHILDHOOD FEAR: FALLING INTO A HEDGE AND GETTING SKELETONIZED INSTANTLY
      FUNNIEST ADULT FEAR: BEING A POSER
    
      FAVORITE TEMPERATURE: 29 C SLIGHTLY OVERCAST WITH HIGH AIR PRESSURE
      BEST TEMPERATURE: 21 C HUMID WITH A COOL STEADY BREEZE
    
SECRET WEAKNESS #3: MAYONNAISE. WHY IS IT SO FILLING
      FAVORITE ARCHITECTURAL STYLE: MIDCENTURY MODERN (SO SORRY)
      BEST ARCHITECTURAL STYLE: NOT YET INVENTED
    
      FAVORITE FRUIT: MANGOSTEEN
      BEST FRUIT: THE HUMBLE CRANBERRY
    
      LEAST FREQUENTLY CHANGED: SAME TOOTHBRUSHING CUP LITERALLY MY ENTIRE LIFE 
      MOST FREQUENTLY CHANGED: A TRUE ANGEL DOESN'T CHOOSE A HAIRSTYLE 
    
      FAVORITE SIMPSON: MILHOUSE
      BEST SIMPSON: MARGE
    
SECRET STRENGTH #4: CAN BALANCE MANY THINGS ON HEAD
      FAVORITE GENRE: SCIENCE FICTION
      BEST GENRE: WHAT IF A YOUNG MAN HAD TOO MANY HANG-UPS
    
      SHOULD BOTHER ME MORE: A LOT OF WHITE HAIRS LATELY
      SHOULD BOTHER ME LESS: NOTHING. IT ALL MATTERS AND EVERYTHING COUNTS